Monday, July 24, 2006

Idiots with cars

  1. People who park with their car's tail sticking a foot or more over the line, making the next space unusable should have the offending part of their car sliced off with a cutting torch. Unfortunately, this could have severe consequences if you cut into the gas tank. Maybe just beat the offending part with a sledge hammer until it's all back where it belongs.
  2. There are so many morons driving in the left lane all the time that I'm finding it easier to pass in the far right lane. But there's still a decent danger of some wack-job cruising along at 50 mph over there.
  3. Q: Why do people stomp on their brakes and slow to 60 mph (in a posted 65 mph zone) when they see a cop parked on the other side of the road, with his lights flashing? A: Because they are imbeciles.


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